1 00:00:15,210 --> 00:00:17,690 Honey, does that board need to sit right there? 2 00:00:18,030 --> 00:00:21,270 I mean, nobody's coming to your meeting. 3 00:00:21,830 --> 00:00:23,750 Besides, you don't even know how to spell committee. 4 00:00:24,490 --> 00:00:26,650 Why must you be such a pessimist? 5 00:00:27,010 --> 00:00:28,930 We don't even need a neighborhood watch committee. 6 00:00:29,230 --> 00:00:30,810 Nothing ever happens on the street. 7 00:00:44,780 --> 00:00:45,579 Hello there, neighbor. 8 00:00:45,580 --> 00:00:46,620 I'm Lexi. 9 00:00:46,900 --> 00:00:48,840 Welcome to the first neighborhood watch committee. 10 00:00:49,120 --> 00:00:51,720 Hi, I'm Kieran. I moved in last week. 11 00:00:51,940 --> 00:00:53,140 Sorry I'm late. That's okay. 12 00:00:53,340 --> 00:00:54,640 I'm just glad somebody showed up. 13 00:00:55,020 --> 00:00:56,020 Sure. 14 00:00:59,480 --> 00:01:03,500 Gary. Gary. This is Kieran. Kieran, this is my husband, Gary. 15 00:01:03,820 --> 00:01:04,819 Nice to meet you. 16 00:01:05,780 --> 00:01:10,400 I told you this is a bad idea. We don't need a neighborhood watch committee. 17 00:01:11,920 --> 00:01:13,320 Can I just have some dinner? I'm starving. 18 00:01:14,280 --> 00:01:15,280 Don't mind him. 19 00:01:15,420 --> 00:01:18,440 Sadly, it seems as though I'm the only one worried about this neighborhood's 20 00:01:18,440 --> 00:01:19,440 safety. 21 00:01:19,480 --> 00:01:23,060 You know, I used to be the head of the committee back where I used to live 22 00:01:23,060 --> 00:01:25,900 before me and my wife split up. 23 00:01:26,240 --> 00:01:27,240 Oh, that's fantastic. 24 00:01:28,060 --> 00:01:31,360 Sorry to hear of your wife, but here, let's get started. Why don't you have a 25 00:01:31,360 --> 00:01:32,360 seat next to my husband? 26 00:01:41,070 --> 00:01:44,450 Fellow neighbors, thank you for coming to the first neighborhood... Honey, you 27 00:01:44,450 --> 00:01:46,170 blocked the TV, honey. Not now, honey. 28 00:01:46,650 --> 00:01:47,650 Where was I? 29 00:01:48,210 --> 00:01:50,410 You know what, let's just move on to the scenario exercises. 30 00:01:50,890 --> 00:01:52,050 Yeah, yeah, sounds good. 31 00:01:52,270 --> 00:01:56,170 Great. So in this scenario, I'll pretend to be the burglar and you two pretend 32 00:01:56,170 --> 00:01:59,170 to be the homeowners and see if you can hear me sneaking in. Okay? 33 00:01:59,690 --> 00:02:03,050 Great. Okay, now turn off the TV and see if you can hear me sneaking in. 34 00:02:22,410 --> 00:02:23,410 Really, Gary? 35 00:02:23,510 --> 00:02:26,030 What? You know I'm a bad hearing. 36 00:02:26,530 --> 00:02:28,090 Oh, you're selective hearing. 37 00:02:28,870 --> 00:02:30,570 Karen, what would you do in this situation? 38 00:02:31,090 --> 00:02:33,630 Well, I would exit the building safely. 39 00:02:34,030 --> 00:02:38,170 I'd grab my cell phone or use a neighbor's phone and call the police. 40 00:02:38,790 --> 00:02:39,790 Very good. 41 00:02:39,970 --> 00:02:41,070 What a good answer. 42 00:02:41,310 --> 00:02:44,910 Now, if your burglar tries to attack you, I have some self -defense 43 00:02:44,910 --> 00:02:45,910 to show you. 44 00:02:46,030 --> 00:02:47,750 But they're mostly geared towards women. 45 00:02:48,110 --> 00:02:50,570 That's fine. I don't mind seeing them. Thanks. 46 00:02:50,940 --> 00:02:55,120 Okay, for this scene, you be the burglar and I'll be the victim. Okay? Okay. 47 00:02:55,440 --> 00:02:57,600 Now try to attack me. 48 00:02:59,520 --> 00:03:00,520 Okay. 49 00:03:02,920 --> 00:03:07,000 Now, if you were a real burglar, I'd be squeezing really hard. 50 00:03:09,680 --> 00:03:13,020 Um, Gary, I'm going to finish some of these other scenarios upstairs with 51 00:03:13,020 --> 00:03:14,020 Kieran. 52 00:03:14,300 --> 00:03:15,320 Uh, great. 53 00:03:15,820 --> 00:03:16,820 You'll need that. 54 00:03:17,320 --> 00:03:18,320 See you later. 55 00:03:27,240 --> 00:03:31,000 The next one is geared more for women again, but stuff like you might have a 56 00:03:31,000 --> 00:03:32,140 fair share of stalkers. 57 00:03:33,660 --> 00:03:34,660 Stalkers, 58 00:03:35,120 --> 00:03:37,620 peeping poms, crazy ex -girlfriends, whatever. 59 00:03:39,420 --> 00:03:40,920 Yeah, I guess. 60 00:03:41,480 --> 00:03:46,420 So, why don't you go outside and then pretend to attack, and I'll show you 61 00:03:46,420 --> 00:03:47,420 to do in this video. 62 00:04:13,770 --> 00:04:16,790 Okay, now open the door silently and pretend that you're spying on me. 63 00:04:20,690 --> 00:04:22,610 Oh no, an intruder! 64 00:04:22,870 --> 00:04:24,090 Whatever shall I do? 65 00:04:25,430 --> 00:04:27,010 Is this still an exercise? 66 00:04:29,130 --> 00:04:30,290 Okay, listen. 67 00:04:30,610 --> 00:04:33,750 Your husband's downstairs. I don't think this is such a good idea. 68 00:04:35,570 --> 00:04:36,750 Don't worry about him. 69 00:04:42,250 --> 00:04:43,610 What a lovely new neighbor I have. 70 00:05:13,080 --> 00:05:14,080 Take it all the way. 71 00:05:14,420 --> 00:05:15,600 All the way. Make it disappear. 72 00:05:17,120 --> 00:05:18,180 Oh, fuck. 73 00:07:07,760 --> 00:07:11,820 Yeah, I am. Just go watch your game and migrate some leftovers in the meantime. 74 00:07:12,720 --> 00:07:13,720 Fine. 75 00:07:15,160 --> 00:07:16,740 Okay, listen. 76 00:07:17,000 --> 00:07:20,500 We need to... We cannot be doing this. 77 00:07:20,780 --> 00:07:21,780 You're just being gorgeous. 78 00:07:23,000 --> 00:07:25,360 It's fine. Trust me. Just... 79 00:08:01,930 --> 00:08:03,770 Oh, fuck. 80 00:08:04,290 --> 00:08:06,490 Oh, my God. Oh, 81 00:08:08,170 --> 00:08:09,170 fuck. 82 00:09:32,540 --> 00:09:33,540 Oh, 83 00:09:34,720 --> 00:09:35,880 my God, look at that. 84 00:10:26,040 --> 00:10:29,460 Yeah, I like that clap. I like that little beat. 85 00:11:14,389 --> 00:11:17,090 Let me see those little puppy dog eyes looking at me. 86 00:14:43,850 --> 00:14:44,950 Yes. Yes. 87 00:14:45,810 --> 00:14:48,230 Yes. Yes. Yes. 88 00:15:44,160 --> 00:15:45,160 Thank you. 89 00:17:16,770 --> 00:17:18,390 Take it. 90 00:17:19,690 --> 00:17:20,930 More. 91 00:20:52,720 --> 00:20:53,720 Do it. 92 00:25:23,060 --> 00:25:24,200 Turn around, sit on this. 93 00:25:24,800 --> 00:25:28,520 Turn around, sit on this. Turn around, let me see this beautiful ass. 94 00:25:30,020 --> 00:25:31,080 Oh my God. 95 00:25:31,340 --> 00:25:32,340 Oh my God. 96 00:25:32,600 --> 00:25:33,600 That's the shit. 97 00:25:33,760 --> 00:25:34,760 That's the bad. 98 00:29:38,419 --> 00:29:39,820 Yeah. 99 00:29:42,640 --> 00:29:44,040 Yeah. 100 00:30:14,040 --> 00:30:16,140 Oh, my God. 101 00:33:29,040 --> 00:33:30,040 Kill, kill, kill 102 00:35:29,830 --> 00:35:31,230 What you watching?